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04-19-2002, 09:03 PM
Just one more drink
ode to the beer drinkers
Chicken Soup for the Beer Drinker's Soul
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery
and all of their hopes and
dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their
dreams would be shattered. Then I said to myself, "It is better that I
drink this beer and let their
dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." * Jack
Handy
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. * Frank
Sinatra
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're
sober. * William Butler Yeats
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. * Catherine
Zandonella
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol. * Anonymous
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank
her. * W.C. Fields
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? * Tee
Mans
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. * Henny
Youngman
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of
the time and have the time of your life. * Michelle Mastrolacasa
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a Frontal lobotomy. *
Tom Waits
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? * Stephen Wright
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It
helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons,
but at the very least you
need a beer. * Frank Zappa
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has
taken out of me. * Winston Churchill
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. * Benjamin
Franklin
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it
makes beer shoot out your nose. * Deep Thought, Jack Handy
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is
beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the
wheel does not go nearly as
well with pizza. * Dave Barry
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
*Humphrey Bogart
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. * Kaiser
Wilhelm
You know you're drunk when you fall off the floor. * Anonymous
And God said, "Let there be beer!" And He saw that it was good. Then
God said, "Let there be light!" And then He said, "Whoa - too much
light." *Anonymous
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. *
Dean Martin
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1842! * Anonymous
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a support group. * Anonymous
ode to the beer drinkers
Chicken Soup for the Beer Drinker's Soul
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery
and all of their hopes and
dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their
dreams would be shattered. Then I said to myself, "It is better that I
drink this beer and let their
dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." * Jack
Handy
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. * Frank
Sinatra
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're
sober. * William Butler Yeats
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. * Catherine
Zandonella
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol. * Anonymous
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank
her. * W.C. Fields
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? * Tee
Mans
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. * Henny
Youngman
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of
the time and have the time of your life. * Michelle Mastrolacasa
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a Frontal lobotomy. *
Tom Waits
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? * Stephen Wright
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It
helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons,
but at the very least you
need a beer. * Frank Zappa
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has
taken out of me. * Winston Churchill
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. * Benjamin
Franklin
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it
makes beer shoot out your nose. * Deep Thought, Jack Handy
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is
beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the
wheel does not go nearly as
well with pizza. * Dave Barry
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
*Humphrey Bogart
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. * Kaiser
Wilhelm
You know you're drunk when you fall off the floor. * Anonymous
And God said, "Let there be beer!" And He saw that it was good. Then
God said, "Let there be light!" And then He said, "Whoa - too much
light." *Anonymous
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. *
Dean Martin
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1842! * Anonymous
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a support group. * Anonymous